I read instructions.
I follow directions.
If I’m working for someone… and they tell me what they want… that’s what I do.
It’s their money… I’ll give them what they want.
(mind out of the gutter please… just for a moment and then you can go back)
So when I go to get my hair cut… I want it cut HOW I WANT IT!
I have had my hair for a very long time… we are very intimate.
I know every swirl and curl… I know which direction it’s gonna flip…
I know what my hair is gonna do
so listen to me when I tell you
DON’T cut the front because it will get too curly.
I said cut the back up high and angle down in the front.
That’s what I said.
I showed pictures… pointing and speaking in a clear voice
so there would be no mistake.
And what did I get?
Ugly hair… next door to a mullet…
which is LONG in back and short in front
which is the opposite of what I asked for.
It’s bad.
Very bad.
How bad?
Crazy Horse actually laughed when she saw me.
I can’t even post pics of it.
I weep.
