that it might be a good idea to just crawl back into bed for the day.
1. I wake up, and after peeling my tongue off the roof of my mouth, I stumble to the kitchen for a glass of water. I grab one from the dishwasher and fill it with lovely cool water. I gulp it down…. mmmmmm! Then I notice that there is dried milk in the bottom of my glass… not just a skin of dried milk… a big glistening chunk of dried milk.
::gag::
I guess I forgot to turn on the dishwasher last night.
2. It’s late and I’m scrambling to get the mac and cheese made for my daughter’s lunch. She’s bugging me about clothes and Mr. C is yelling from the basement and I’m not paying attention… and dump the cheese packet into my new cup of coffee.
3. Every time… and I do mean EVERY time…. I go in to the bathroom, the damn phone rings. It just happened again. It’s almost magical. As if my urge to relieve myself is broadcast to people on airwaves and they feel the urge to call me at that very moment. fack.
4. I was feeling incredibly fat and bloated until I realised that I had put on a pair of my daughter’s underwear.
I really think I should just close the blinds, crawl back into my warm toasty bed and wait for tomorrow.
