about
So this is were I’m supposed to tell you about myself?
Isn’t that what the blog is for?
Everything you need to know about me will be in the blog.
I’m not gonna do one of those 100 Things About Me lists, they change too often
I’m not gonna put a stupid meme in here telling you that I got up at 7:09 and what my last text was, who the hell cares
I’m not gonna put a sappy poem or song lyric here that I feel “defines” me because I’m more complex that a few rhyming words
And I’m not going to put a naughty picture of myself here and tell you that I like to be spanked, hoping that it will lure you back for more
My blog is ABOUT me
That’s the real “ABOUT” page
You’ll figure it out
