43 days

I have 43 days to get myself into shape

so I can fit into my wedding dress.

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Now if you do the math, you’ll see that in 43 days it will be Halloween…

and I’m having a Halloween Party!

I dug out my old wedding dress… the one I wore 17 years ago…

and I plan on being the corpse bride.

If I lose just a few pounds… it should fit beautifully.

I’ll scuff it up with some ashes and dirt… apply a few spiders and cobwebs

and voila… delightfully decomposing corpse bride!

I can’t wait!