How hard is it?

I read instructions.

I follow directions.

If I’m working for someone… and they tell me what they want… that’s what I do.

It’s their money… I’ll give them what they want.

(mind out of the gutter please… just for a moment and then you can go back)

So when I go to get my hair cut… I want it cut HOW I WANT IT!

I have had my hair for a very long time… we are very intimate.

I know every swirl and curl… I know which direction it’s gonna flip…

I know what my hair is gonna do

so listen to me when I tell you

DON’T cut the front because it will get too curly.

I said cut the back up high and angle down in the front.

That’s what I said.

I showed pictures… pointing and speaking in a clear voice

so there would be no mistake.

And what did I get?

Ugly hair… next door to a mullet…

which is LONG in back and short in front

which is the opposite of what I asked for.

It’s bad.

Very bad.

How bad?

Crazy Horse actually laughed when she saw me.

I can’t even post pics of it.

I weep.